Amber shows off the new technique of tan-blending. Starting up top with a deep, rich red, she gradually transitions to a sexy orange hue before finishing off with some nice white undershadowing.
Archive for 2010
Spray on your tan before getting dressed
Thursday, December 30th, 2010Right in the kisser
Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
Scientists are perfecting the most punchable “person” in the world: the kissy face douche.
Seen here are the different revisions:
Gen 1: Codename The Tony – Major design flaw: poops pants when house music gets above 120 decibals.
Gen 2: Codename The Angelo – Major design flaw: fist pumps to Neil Diamond.
Gen 3: Codename The Gino – Major design flaw: requires copious amount of Axe Bodyspray intravenously.
Squirtgun Sherri
Monday, November 29th, 2010
Her parents must be so proud!
From Jackie to “Jaxx”
Sunday, November 28th, 2010
Jackie started off as a normal girl, but with years of effort she accomplished her goal of becoming Jaxx, the first female Oompa-Loompa.
(yes, picture is real)
Three unhappy badasses
Saturday, November 27th, 2010
They all know Sal’s about to fail his HGH piss test.
Chillaxin’ on the beach
Friday, November 26th, 2010
Yo, bro, let’s hit the beach and just chillax with 10,000 of our closest guids.
I been keepin’ it fresh: cargo shorts – back from the cleaners, hair – tight, skin – orange and jacked. I’m going to pound it out tonight, kid!
Can the ocean get herpes?
