Amber shows off the new technique of tan-blending. Starting up top with a deep, rich red, she gradually transitions to a sexy orange hue before finishing off with some nice white undershadowing.
Archive for December, 2010
Spray on your tan before getting dressed
Thursday, December 30th, 2010Right in the kisser
Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
Scientists are perfecting the most punchable “person” in the world: the kissy face douche.
Seen here are the different revisions:
Gen 1: Codename The Tony – Major design flaw: poops pants when house music gets above 120 decibals.
Gen 2: Codename The Angelo – Major design flaw: fist pumps to Neil Diamond.
Gen 3: Codename The Gino – Major design flaw: requires copious amount of Axe Bodyspray intravenously.
