The Hypnotist compels you. The Hypnotist knows what you want and apparently what you want is orange guido, frosted lips, guyliner, blowout, and soft doe eyes like Jasmine from Aladdin.
Now, whenever you hear the word “product” you will involuntarily fist pump!
Chad and Johnny couldn’t show the world their true feelings, not even their closest friends. They had to settle for the occasional loving touch, holding a strawberry milkshake together.
I think this Ferrari is going to be left with a bad taste in its mouth.
If you’re not sure you like Guidos or Guidettes better, now you don’t have to choose.
Jesse hadn’t always wanted to be a guido, surrounded by puckerlicious guidettes… Sometimes he thought of how life could have been different, how he could instead be kicking up his feet up by a cozy fire with his bag of knitting.
