The Hypnotist compels you. The Hypnotist knows what you want and apparently what you want is orange guido, frosted lips, guyliner, blowout, and soft doe eyes like Jasmine from Aladdin.
Now, whenever you hear the word “product” you will involuntarily fist pump!
Chad and Johnny couldn’t show the world their true feelings, not even their closest friends. They had to settle for the occasional loving touch, holding a strawberry milkshake together.
Scientists are perfecting the most punchable “person” in the world: the kissy face douche.
Seen here are the different revisions:
Gen 1: Codename The Tony – Major design flaw: poops pants when house music gets above 120 decibals.
Gen 2: Codename The Angelo – Major design flaw: fist pumps to Neil Diamond.
Gen 3: Codename The Gino – Major design flaw: requires copious amount of Axe Bodyspray intravenously.
