The Hypnotist compels you. The Hypnotist knows what you want and apparently what you want is orange guido, frosted lips, guyliner, blowout, and soft doe eyes like Jasmine from Aladdin.
Now, whenever you hear the word “product” you will involuntarily fist pump!
If you’re not sure you like Guidos or Guidettes better, now you don’t have to choose.
Amber shows off the new technique of tan-blending. Starting up top with a deep, rich red, she gradually transitions to a sexy orange hue before finishing off with some nice white undershadowing.
Scientists are perfecting the most punchable “person” in the world: the kissy face douche.
Seen here are the different revisions:
Gen 1: Codename The Tony – Major design flaw: poops pants when house music gets above 120 decibals.
Gen 2: Codename The Angelo – Major design flaw: fist pumps to Neil Diamond.
Gen 3: Codename The Gino – Major design flaw: requires copious amount of Axe Bodyspray intravenously.
